Tone Totke for simple day to day problems: Lal Kitaab Farman

What is Lal Kitaab?

Lal Kitab, termed as “The Wonder Book” of Astrology, was originally published in Urdu language, enshrines such effective astrological principles and remedial measures that it has rightly been. Lal Kitab has announced unique remedial measures called tone totke to solve chronic and critical human problems in day to day life. These measures do not require the practice of ordeals, Yagnas, Havans and other complicated and expensive rituals, which prove more troublesome for persons who are already in trouble because of the evil effects of certain planets.

Lal Kitaab/Kitab

Lal Kitaab/Kitab

These measures are again different from Yantras, Mantras and Tantras, which give various adverse effects if not followed rigorously in all their minute details. The measures suggested in Lal Kitab are effective in solving all kinds of human troubles and tensions, without inflicting harm on anybody i.e. these remedies are completely self defensive against the evils created by the planets without causing injury in anyway to anyone concerned.

Rashis are not considered or taken into account for predictive astrology.The ascendant is treated as the first house and it is regarded as the house of the first Rashi, i.e., Aries and counting progressively in a sequence up to the 12th house being that of Pisces.

Some day to day solutions for common problems:

  • For hyperactive and in-disciplined children: In order to stop children being unpredictable, the child should offer one oiled chappati  every Saturday to a dog.
  • For Removing evil spells: If a person believes that an evil spell has been cast on him, he should offer burfis (milk sweets) on Sunday and Monday to a cow. On Tuesday and Wednesday, Friday and Saturday he should give motichoor ladoos ( a ball like orange sweet) to a dog.
  • For Studies in Children: Students who want to improve in their studies should offer jaggery and roasted grams to monkeys, Hanuman temples and feed the birds.
  • To help a Stammering child: A child who stammers should offer green grass to a cow
  • To attain success in Job Interviews: While going for a job interview take a chappati and throw it in the direction of the crows.
  • For Professional Success: Soak black grams on Friday night and then mix with mustard oil. Give half to a horse or buffalo and half to a leper. Do this for forty days to ensure professional success.
  • If your business is sluggish: Make some besan laddoos, wave them round your head seven times and feed them to a cow on Thursday.
  • If you want a promotion: Offer the birds seven types of cereals. For your income to rise give wet black grams to monkeys.
  • To get married:  You should give two balls of wheat flour mixed with a little turmeric, jaggery and wet gram pulses to a cow every Thursday.
  • To cure a drunk Husband: If your husband is a drunkard, take flour of the same weight as his shoes and roll a chappati  just using your hands ( without a pin or board) and bake it directly on the fire without a tawa/hot plate and then give it to the street dogs. Do this thrice and he will become averse to liquor. (This is supposed to be foolproof)
  • To cure a wayward Husband: If your husband , under the influence of another woman, ignores or criticizes you , take 300 grams of ladoos made of gram flour(besan) two ladoos made of wheat flour, three bananas and wet gram pulse and feed these to a cow that is feeding its calf. Your husband will change.
  • For Family Peace and Serenity: Once a month cook more sweet chappatis  than the number of people and guests you have in the house and give them to any animal. This will save the family from quarrels and expense.

Lal Kitab Upay Remedies to be followed on a daily basis by one and all

  1. Respect your father.  This will strengthen your Sun who ascertains success, high post, help from Government etc.
  2. Respect Elderly People, Saint, Priest for strengthening Jupiter in your chart. Jupiter is a planet that bestows Gyana, Dhana, Bhagya, Gurutva etc.
  3. Avoid kicking dogs or beating them.  Better feed them. This will improve the effect of dragon’s tail (Ketu) . It is symbolic of son and of luxurious life.
  4. Use silver tumbler and utensils.  This brings good effect of moon and remove the bad effects of dragon’s head (Rahu).
  5. Make arrangement for keeping dining table close to the kitchen. Avoid eating while seated on your bed.  This reduces ill effect of Rahu.
  6. Dispose of articles which have not been used for decades, do not clutter your house/office with unnecessary articles.  This Upay also reduces bad effect of Rahu.The above two steps will reduce the bad effect of dragon head (Rahu) who is natural malefic and whose job is to cause unnecessary and avoidable worries and fears.
  7. Feed cows.  This improves conjugal life and health of wife.
  8. Feed crows/fish.  This brings affluence and enhances mother’s health.
  9. Feed monkeys to improve financial condition and getting favors from the government.
  10. Wear gold ring, golden strap on your wrist or apply saffron on your forehead for better luck and all round improvement in your affairs.


  1. D M Dogra says:

    i wish to make my skin glowing and face attractive and charming. is there any remedy for that. pl suggest


      My brother is 45 years old. Since last 10 years he is staying in one room, not talking to any one and not coming outside the room. He eats whatever we give. He have not cut his hair and not shaved for 2 to 3 years. Whenever we try to talk with him he shouts and speaks awkwardly (gali). Now the position is he is unable to walk even upto toilet. He can not walk and bend because his muscles are got jammed and have a terrible paid. Last week we any how admitted to hospital. All the reports were normal. Psychiatrist said he is under depression and have to do excercise. He is taking medicine but refuse to do exercise. We are very much unhappy and in tension about his position. We can not see him in this position. Please any one help us. We don;t understand what to do. Please help immediately.

  2. hhrishikesh das majumder says:

    i am a businessman.iwant to start anew business like computer sales and service shop shortly. can i enable to make this ?my date of birth is19/01/1983.
    birth time-10.30.30p.m.birth place agartala (tripura.)


  4. Anu sharma says:

    I want to get a job. good job and a stable job plz help me.

  5. Ramawatar Sharma says:

    very useful tips for daily life.

  6. jay prakash yadav says:

    Jay prakash yadav
    My bussines in mumbai
    Verry bad condition readymade garments,
    I want solution for groth

  7. Nanda B. Thapa says:

    I have abusiness of concrete block industry in partnership.Since about one yera there is no profit at all. as i guessed the partner is cheating me. if so what would be the solution to control it. or what would be the way to know whethe cheating or not?

  8. Mukesh Kumar says:

    I want a govt. job. I am 34 yrs and Inter passed. Is there any remedy to get. I had tried a lot for a good and permanent job but everytime I lost.

  9. uday sood says:

    i wish to make my child inteleligent

  10. parijat gaur says:

    i wish my govt job as soon as poosibe and also want kid

  11. Past five years I am out of job. No work. My life is been still. Wherevr I hav put money in property hav got loss or stuck. Pls help me out. I am going to perform sabut badam remedies at shiv temple from tmrw . As I read tht in lal kitaab .thnk u.

  12. sach ka sath kabhi na chhore bado ko izzat de har jagah per safal honge

  13. My sister is not happy with her married life. Her husband is in bad company from 12 years like drinking smoking and all other activities. He has no love for his wife and children.plz help me to set their life

  14. Tell her to have patience and recite gayatri mantra as many times as she can

  15. nivedita tripathi says:

    Sir i have been selected for a job through examination..but after all paper work and verification the department said its illegal i filed a case in high the oppossition lawyer is just taking dates..please tell me some procedure so that the case can be soon finalised in my favour..
    Thank in advance
    Nivedita tripathi

  16. I suffer to bad effect of one time sneezing from last three month pls suggest totka to nullify its effect

  17. Hi
    Mere PATI 2 saal se jail me hai. Mere PATI ko wrongfully arrest Karr Diya hai. Me use JAMIN/bail pe chudana chahti hu. Koi upay batao pls!! Meta email hai

  18. Sunil gupta says:

    Hi my daughter is not listening and she is not concentrating toward studies there is tension creating in house tell some remedy her name is Akriti my email I’d

  19. hiiiii
    mjhe bchpan se stammering ki problem h ye problem mjhe 4-5 saal ki age mai strt hui mai jb bhi thandi cheez ya cold drinks pita hun mjhe ye prblm strt ho jati h n jb mjhe mn he mn dr lgta h tb bhi mjhe ye prblm strt ho jati h ……. plz tell me astological remedy ..plzzz help me…mail id

  20. paranam guru ji, mera nam abhijeet hai, mera janam kolkatta main aur 5 saal ki umar se Hyderabad main hoon, business main bahoot loss aur koi aur source bhi nahi hai, pls mujhe koi rasta dikhaye aur marg darshan karaye.

  21. Pl. Give some remedies for
    1. Working in private insurance co. .how to improve sales and get promoted
    2. Wife have gyaenic health problem .how to cure
    3. Kids are not concentrating in studies. Pl. Give solution

  22. shruti wahi says:

    My brother are not concentrating in stdy pls give solution nd also wo ek ldki k pice lga hua pls help me brother ka name vikas wahi or date of birth 7 Nov 1996 mera mam shruti h

  23. Hello plz tel me the proper way of how a husband get cured of liquor .. As mentioned above is abt making flour chapatis n giving it to street dog and has to be done “TWICE” plz tell me what tis twice means? Is it twice a day. If yes till how many day? Plz write me on my mail id I need the help..plzzzzzz

  24. Hi I have job but I wana make it permanent. It’s per diem .so plz give me solution for this. Mine DOB is October 27,1986. Time of birth 5:00 pm and mine email id is

  25. Namaste guruji…i have a doubt regarding that remedy for drunkard,..what do you mean by twice …is it the same flour to be used twice for making chapatis and offer to street dogs….please advise how exactly this totke has to be done,,i need it very badly…i have done weighing my husband shoes it was 1kilo 80grms than i bought the same weight of flour and did some rotis as you have mentioned with hands only and on fire…and offered to street dogs…than whats the next step ?????

    pls repli to my id


  26. Ghr k shatru Ki vajah s mansik roop s kafi pareshan hai…ab tovpure family Ki Jan p bnbaye h….shatru akaran pareshan kar rhe hai….kya kre much smj Ni aaa tha…koi upay btaiye shatru vinash ka

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